Things that happened to me today:
1) Took my mom to get hand surgery (she's doing fine)
2) My supper chic zip up bra came unzipped (from the top down). I stealthily zipped it in the privacy of my own home. Then the zipper broke from the bottom. Thus it came unzipped from the bottom up this time. No winning...
3) Had to buy men's deodorant yesterday because it was the only kind on sale. Spent several hours wondering where the good smelling guy was around me today. Spoiler alert: it was me.
4) I made my mom take this picture with her thumb up to share with everyone.