10) Insurance. I spent about 3 hours of my precious time on the phone with my insurance company, my doctor's office, and my parent's insurance company today. It isn't a BAD thing that I have secondary insurance, but apparently it IS a bad thing that I had no idea I was still on my parent's insurance and now everyone's mad at me and I spilled my coffee. The point is: insurance is complicated and we should learn a little more about it in high school instead of learning about the mitochondria and tangent and diagramming a sentence.
9) Starbucks for Life. Does anyone personally KNOW anyone who won Starbucks for life? No. Why? Cause it was all a clever ruse to get me to go to the Starbucks website more often, thus increasing their web statistics.
8) Making a Murderer: because WHY DIDN'T THEY EVER QUESTION THE EX BOYFRIEND?! HE LOOKED SO GUILTY AND ITS CREEPY THAT HE HACKED INTO HER CELL PHONE!
7) The fact that it is 2016 and Brittney Little still does not have her own television show named "The Big Adventures of Brittney Little."* (*Copyright pending.)
6) Politicians: The same damn people are in charge of running our country every election year. It is someone who has too much money, who has too much of a personal agenda, and has lost their ability to judge what is right. What happened to a nation "of the people"? Because the people in the running now do NOT represent me as a citizen (but maybe that's just me!)
5) Student Loans: I totally get that I should pay back a loan I signed on for. But I am still mad that they exist and people 50 years older than me tell me that they paid for college with their summer jobs. OK GREAT CAN YOU FIND ME A SUMMER JOB THAT PAYS 40K? THANKS.
4) Racism. Could we stop seperating everything into black and white? My dog loves everyone cause we are each a beautiful shade of grey (no intentional E.L. James reference.. she's colorblind... the dog... not E.L. James) and she can't tell the difference. Let's all be like ZeeBee!
3) The Kardashians. Cause. Like. HOW ARE THEY FAMOUS? If someone can accurately tell me how they became a big deal without using the word "butt" I will let this one go. Until then... WHY!?!
2) E.Coli outbreaks at Chipolte. It is very important to me that we figure out what the issue is, fix it, and save this restaurant chain before anything else bad can happen in the world.
1) ISIS. Because they should be WASWAS by now.
See? Now you're so mad about the things I've mentioned here that you FORGOT about Jennifer. You. Are. Welcome.