READY?
Take your boyfriend. Now send him away with no contact. Let simmer 2 weeks.
Next, take your upcoming “Lady Time” and make it the MOST HORMONAL CASE YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN THE 25 YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN ALIVE. Mix with the boyfriend troubles until you get a nice uneven consistency. Things should range from teary, to unstably happy, to angry, at any given moment.
Finally, take every single one of your friends and make certain that they are having big and exciting changes in their lives. Examples of this could be: having a baby soon, changing state residences to pursue their doctorate in their chosen field of study, moving in with their boyfriend in an adorable home… etc.*
*These are just examples. Any similarities between these examples and real life subjects is completely coincidental and I cannot be held legally responsible for these mere coincidences.
LET COME TO A BOIL. THEN UNLEASH THE FIREY HELL FROM WITHIN.
So how am I doing, you may ask?
Fine. Whatever. I SAID WHATEVER!