I am not talking about the people who own them. No, I'm talking about some of you jerks that use them in a PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MANNER.
Today, I placed my clothes in two washing machines. There were several loads of clothes all dry on the counter that had been there for awhile. THOSE ARE NOT MY PROBLEM. I set my phone's timer for the forty minutes that it takes to wash a load of clothes and when I came back ANARCHY HAD ENSUED.
Someone, SOMEONE EVIL, took my clothes out of the washer and put them, ALL WET, in my basket on top of the dryer.
IS THIS WHAT #TRUMPSAMERICA IS ALL ABOUT?
I'm kidding.
But seriously? I was not even late in taking my clothes out. The place is covered in clean clothes scattered everywhere and you needed to take my wet clothes out? WHY?!
Long story short, tomorrow my soldier has a list of Craigslist washers and dryers to look at.
LAUNDROMAT CRIMES ARE NOT VICTIMLESS. Because of you, laundromat heathen, my soldier and I will spend our Sunday shopping for laundry machines to avoid your oppressive rule. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.