Nothing pisses me off quite like raisins.
JUST BECAUSE YOU DEHYDRATE SOMETHING DOESN'T MAKE IT SOMETHING ELSE.
If you take the water out of a pool... does it become a pool-sin? IT DOES NOT. IT JUST BECOMES AN EMPTY POOL.
If you take the water out of a person do they become a PER-SIN? THEY DO NOT. They become... well they probably die. But that's not the point.
So we dehydrate it... then we give it a new name... then we start dehydrating a bunch of other crap and calling them ___-raisins. Ie: Craisins. SO DUMB.
Riddle me this: When astronauts go into space with their dehydrated astronaut food... are they eating icecraisin? They are not. They are eating astronaut ice cream. Adjective adding is cool. "Astronaut" describes that ice cream is dehydrated. They didn't change the name of the food... just described it. IF ASTRONAUTS ARE DEHYDRATING STUFF AND NOT CHANGING IT'S NAME THEN WHY ARE WE?! Do we think we are better than astronauts? I think Buzz Aldren and Neil Armstrong would not be jerks about their food dehydration. I should hope so at least.
If we are going to keep doing this thing with raisins... I want to do it with frozen stuff too. Hand frozen? Handsicle. Milk frozen? Milksicle. You wana play hardball raisins? I can play hardball too.