She is only called Cinderella because of her super mean Step Sisters and YET she keeps that name for the rest of the book/movie. Bitch, you're a princess now. If you want them to call you Princess Penelope FlannelPants... They'd have to. Princess Kate of Wales is actually named Catherine. Yes. Spelled that way. Can you imagine when she and her friends went through that "first-initial-on-your-shirt" phase? Imagine it: You're a 13 year old British girl and you're invited to Kate Middleton's birthday party. You get there with a sweater with a big "K" on it for her and you see the sign on the door "Happy Birthday Catherine." That would suck! But WANA know why she can spell it differently? CAUSE SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS. SHE WAS DESTINED TO BE A PRINCESS. Therefore, guarded with the iron clad reasoning that is provided by Princess Kate of Wales and her dual life/dual names... Cinderella could go back to Ella or change it to Esther if she wanted to. Don't let those sisters of yours taint you for the rest of your life. Rise above it girl. You do you. Etc.
I have a beef with Cinderella.
She is only called Cinderella because of her super mean Step Sisters and YET she keeps that name for the rest of the book/movie. Bitch, you're a princess now. If you want them to call you Princess Penelope FlannelPants... They'd have to. Princess Kate of Wales is actually named Catherine. Yes. Spelled that way. Can you imagine when she and her friends went through that "first-initial-on-your-shirt" phase? Imagine it: You're a 13 year old British girl and you're invited to Kate Middleton's birthday party. You get there with a sweater with a big "K" on it for her and you see the sign on the door "Happy Birthday Catherine." That would suck! But WANA know why she can spell it differently? CAUSE SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS. SHE WAS DESTINED TO BE A PRINCESS. Therefore, guarded with the iron clad reasoning that is provided by Princess Kate of Wales and her dual life/dual names... Cinderella could go back to Ella or change it to Esther if she wanted to. Don't let those sisters of yours taint you for the rest of your life. Rise above it girl. You do you. Etc.
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